You know you enthrall me, and yet you don't call me.
It's making me blue -- "Pantone 292".
Reno, Dakota -- I'm reaching my quota of tears for the year.
Alas and alack, you just don't call me back.
You have just disappeared -- it makes me drink beer!
I know you're a recluse, you know that's no excuse, Reno, that's just a ruse.
Do not play fast and loose with my heart.
Reno, Dakota -- I'm no Nino Rota, I don't know the score.
Have I annoyed you or is there a boy who, well, he's just a whore.
I've had him before... it makes me drink more!